Dear

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it Last year At the mental hospital and I saw you Ignore Donald Duck. I'm sure you're High enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
UnderDawg.





SHE WANTED ME TO DO IT! x'D And it turned out just f'n great x'D You ignored Donald! How could you!? x'D